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November 06

Free Cool quotes & Cute sayings

 

Free Cool quotes & Cute sayings

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   Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
 ~sweet quotes by Mr Q

   How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
 ~cool quote about Question

   Don't run, you'll only die tired.~Army Snipers
 ~cute saying about Military

   Absence makes the heart go wander.
 ~sweet quotes by True Color

   Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
 ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

   Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.~Ambrose Bierce
 ~cute saying about Advice

   A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't
 ~sweet quotes by Funny Girl

   Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.~If you can read this, you're overeducated.
 ~cool quote about World

   Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
 ~cute saying about Pickup Lines

   If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
 ~sweet quotes by Wise Guy

   If God created everything who created God?
 ~cool quote about Question

   You Say: Looks like we're late. She Says: For what? You Say: For dinner.
 ~cute saying about Pickup Lines

   I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
 ~cool quote about Advice

   I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night...~Andre Botes
 ~cute saying about Funny

   Take a breath, Al... Inhale.~Vice President Dan Quayle politely cutting off Senator Al Gore during the VP Debate in Atlanta, 10/13/92
 ~sweet quotes by Pretty Cute

   Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?~Robert Charles Benchley
 ~cool quote about Pick-Up Line

   I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
 ~cute saying about Cute Sayings

   Life is a glitch in the universal program
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings

   If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.~George W. Bush
 ~cute saying about Politics

   Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today.~James Dean
 ~sweet quotes by Ronalino

   Bill & Hillary are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The nation.
 ~cool quote about One liner

   Lay an egg if that's the best you can do
 ~cute saying about Love

   Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   He has Van Gogh s ear for music.
 ~cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

   When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
 ~cute saying about Cool Sayings

   A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
 ~sweet quotes by Funny Life

   I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore
 ~cool quote about Cute Quotes

   Making a mountain out of a molehill.
 ~cute saying about Cool Cute Quotes

   Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. -Charles Dickens
 ~cool quote about Life

   You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look Good.~Will Smith (Men In Black)
 ~cute saying about Movie

   We are the people our parents warned us about.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   Mankind must put and end to war before war puts an end to mankind.- John F. Kennedy
 ~cool quote about Social Commentary

   You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
 ~cute saying about Cool Sayings

   I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   The more you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war.
 ~cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

   Always remember to pillage before you burn.
 ~cute saying about Advice

   Tell a man there are a billion stars in the sky and he will believe you. Tell him there is wet paint on the bench and he will have to touch it to be sure.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Rapper

   Why do doctors call what they do practice?
 ~cool quote about Question

   In the beginning was the word. And the word was "Aardvark".
 ~cute saying about One liner

   If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
 ~sweet quotes by The Master

   The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at a time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. Since you have arrived sixth in line to RIDE MY ASS today, please take a number and WAIT YOUR TURN!
 ~cool quote about Works

   Don't f*** with my head and I won't think with my dick!
 ~cute saying about Cool Quotes

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October 07

xanga beautiful quotes and cute sayings

xanga beautiful quotes and cute sayings


   I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?
  cool xanga beautiful quotes about Cute Quotes

   Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
  sweet quote by Cool Pickup

   A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
  cute saying about xanga beautiful

   Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
  sweet xanga beautiful quotes about Advice

   Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  cool quote about Pickup Lines

   Never practice proctology on a porcupine.
  cute quote on xanga beautiful

   I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.
  cool xanga beautiful quotes about Thinking

   All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow
  sweet quote by Dave Barry

   A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
  cute saying about xanga beautiful

   Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  sweet xanga beautiful quotes about Beer Jokes

   Be nice society already sucks.
  cool quote about Cool Quotes

   Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their lesson: no more trying to expose boobs
  cute quote on xanga beautiful

   why are black people so good at playing basketball?

because they can run, jump, shoot, and steal.
  cool xanga beautiful quotes about black people jokes

   Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
  sweet quote by Cool Pickup

   Pray to God but row for the shore (old Russian proverb)
  cute saying about xanga beautiful

   Pain and Suffering is inevitable but Misery is optional.
  sweet xanga beautiful quotes about Life

   The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
  cool quote about Politics

   The future will be better tomorrow.~Dan Quayle
  cute quote on xanga beautiful

   Laugter is the best gift anyone can give you. (Apart form chocolate)
  cool xanga beautiful quotes about Life

   You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
  sweet quote by Geri Jewell

   Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
  cute saying about xanga beautiful

   Do you think either sex out there perfect at relationships? Yeah, he cuts my hair.~Amy and Danny in LoveLife
  sweet xanga beautiful quotes about Movie

   Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
  cool quote about Proverbs

   Conceive. Believe. Achieve.
  cute quote on xanga beautiful

    If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
  cool xanga beautiful quotes about Life Jokes

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October 03

xanga cute quotes and cute sayings

 If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  cute quote on xanga

   If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
  cool xanga cute quotes about Question

   I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.
  sweet quote by Cool Pickup

   In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.
  cute saying about xanga

   Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
  sweet xanga cute quotes about Cool Cute Quotes

   The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.
  cool quote about Proverbs

   I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me.~Byron Alley
  cute quote on xanga

   America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.~Oscar Wilde
  cool xanga cute quotes about Social Commentary

   There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
  sweet quote by General

   Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  cute saying about xanga

   Are you Natasha, my contact?
  sweet xanga cute quotes about Pickup Lines

   If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
  cool quote about Thinking

   Education is the best defense against the media.
  cute quote on xanga

   Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
  cool xanga cute quotes about Pickup Lines

   Whatever!
  sweet quote by Cool Pickup

   To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  cute saying about xanga

   If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.
  sweet xanga cute quotes about Advice

   I swerve for cats.
  cool quote about Cute Quotes
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October 02

Free xanga beautiful quotes

  As is the gardener so is the garden.
 ~cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

   We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962
 ~cute saying

   As a sex, we are vastly superior to men, but it is taboo to show it.
 ~cool quotes about Battle of the sexes

   Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
 ~sweet quote about Proverbs

   Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
 ~cute quote on xanga beautiful

   Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
 ~sweet quotes by Cute Guy

   I don't see what all the fuss is about, if those dolphins were so smart, they wouldn't hang out with tuna.
 ~cool quote about One liner

   Why do we say that an alarm goes 'off?'
 ~cute saying

   The true test of a man's character is what he would do if he knew he would never be caught.
 ~cool quotes about Proverbs

   If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
 ~sweet quote about Cute Sayings

   When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?~George Carlin
 ~cute quote on xanga beautiful

   You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
 ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

   I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."
 ~cute saying

   Baby on bored
 ~cool quotes about Cool Quotes

   How come on the show 'Family Matters' two of the kids just dissappeard... they were there one season and gone the next... makes you wonder if family really does matter?
 ~sweet quote about Question

   All my drinking buddies have a racing problem.
 ~cute quote on xanga beautiful

   CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
 ~cool quote about Question
October 01

Cute Xanga Quotes

  Well, red usually means 'caution'... or 'beef', if it's a bouillon cube.~Robin Williams and Joan Cusack, Toys
  sweet quote by Cool Rapper

   Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will
  cute saying about summer xanga

   AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It!
  sweet summer quotes xanga about Cool Quotes

   Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
  cool quote about Cool Quotes

   Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana. Then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless.~Monty Python
  cute quote on summer xanga

   Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
  cool summer quotes xanga about Truth

   Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
  sweet quote by Funny Guy

   You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  cute saying about summer xanga

   The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
  sweet summer quotes xanga about Proverbs

   Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
 **inspirational quote on Reality by Albert Einstein

   Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
 **good quotes about Life by Woody Allen, My Speech to the Graduates, Side Effects, 1980

   Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
 **wise sayings on Men by Robert Byrne

   Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it.
 **motivational quotations on Carpe Diem by Jonathan Swift

   It's snowing still, said Eeyore gloomily. So it is. And freezing. Is it? Yes, said Eeyore. However, he said, brightening up a little, we haven't had an earthquake lately.
 **summer quotes xanga by A.A. Milne

   No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace, As I have seen in one autumnal face.
 **famous saying about summer xanga by John Donne

   Truly it may be said that the outside of a mountain is good for the inside of a man.
 **inspirational quote on Nature by George Wherry, Alpine Notes and the Climbing Foot, 1896

   The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship
 **good quotes about Friendship by Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
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